RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex was very touchy; I came home one night and noticed the house was spotless. All I said was, "Computer broke down?"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI remember the first time someone called me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMen have feelings, too. For instance: I feel hungry.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI just realized that my ex never had laryngitis. What a rip-off.
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Post #406ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI should have known something was wrong when my ex said she wanted trial before marriage. The Judge gave me life.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex would give me the silent treatment, she actually thought it was a punishment.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI learned the secret of a happy life, is to have lots of wives, and never get married.
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Post #409ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMade love to the wife for seven hours the other day. Poor woman was too exhausted for her husband that night.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex asked what part of her I liked looking at best, her breasts or her butt?
She wasn't happy when I said, "The top of your head."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
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