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I just read a frightening statistic. 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. WOW! That means 75% are running around untreated.

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My ex told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection. She was very unhappy when I tossed her some diet pills!

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A woman is like fine wine, I love 19 year old wine.

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I remember thinking, "You better not do this, but I know about 8 people who I'm gonna tell."

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Did you ever have a day, that's filled with the memories of "The One That Got Away" ?

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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

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I fell in love with my ex at first sight. I should have looked twice.

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My ex was really being a bitch so, I took her favorite jeans to the tailor and had the waist taken in by one inch. She was jogging for hours every day for a week.

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I won an argument with my ex....In this dream I had...

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What the hell is this about a new kind of poop?

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