RE: Random thoughts and jokesI'm thinking of suing my in-laws - my ex should've come with a warning label!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex and I had so much in common. She wanted totravel... and I wanted her to go and travel.
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Post #434ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMen want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil
in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOne night I went out and got really wasted. I woke up in themiddle of the night next to some chick that was snoring and farting, so I knewI made it homeOK!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDrinking alone at a table one night, a beautiful cocktail waitress asked why I was so sad. I explained I had just broken up with my longtime girlfriend. We talked when shewasn'tbusy. At closing time we went to her apartment. In the morning as I was leaving she said, "So,you'regood looking, a nice guy and good in bed. Can I ask why on earth did you split with your girlfriend?" --- "My wife found out about her!"
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Post #437ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex wanted a new watch. I told hertherewas a clock on the microwave.
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Post #439ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife is so dumb she thinks a microwave is a small hairstyle.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife asked how the deer know to cross at thedeer crossing signs.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI don't do Spring Cleaning because I love all the seasons equallyand don't want the others to get jealous
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