RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!
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Post #453ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI received a 4:00 am phone call. A man yelling because he found my phone number in his wifes pocket. I told him if he was having trouble with his marriage he should talk it over with his wife, so I handed her the phone.
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Post #456ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesBlessed are the poor. The more things you can afford, the more things you have to dust.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe speed with which a woman says "nothing,"when asked, "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's about to follow.
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Post #458ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWomen get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI told my ex I really wouldn't mind her having the last word, if only shed get to it.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI've decided to call my bathroom the "Jim" instead of the "John" It sounds better when I tell people I go to the "Jim" every morning.
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Post #461ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesPatience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.
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