My ex bought a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She took it back to the dealer and said the car drove perfectly during the day, but at night, the car just wouldn't move at all.
The dealer couldn't find anything wrong.
She explained the car ran great when she had it "D" for daytime driving but it wouldn't move when she put it in "N" for nighttime driving..
My ex bought a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She took it back to the dealer and said the car drove perfectly during the day, but at night, the car just wouldn't move at all.The dealer couldn't find anything wrong. She explained the car ran great when she had it "D" for daytime driving but it wouldn't move when she put it in "N" for nighttime driving..
I wonder what she thought the 'P' was for ?
10 Reasons for a woman go to work naked.
1-Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2-Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3-"I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
4-To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5-You want to see if it's like the dream.
6-So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7-People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
8-Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
9-Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10-No one steals your chair.
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