Post #512ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesFriends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMoney isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.
~Rita Davenport
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Post #514ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesA wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
Jonathan Swift.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMoney may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
~Francoise Sagan
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex and I were not talking, again! I left her a note saying, "Please wake me at 5 a.m.".
I woke up at 9 a.m. She was gone, but she had left a note. It read, "It is 5 a.m., wake up."
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Post #517ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife said I kept her awake with my snoring all night. I said that " that wasn't me, it was my girlfriend "
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA question for the ladies: 'If women are so perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'
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Post #519ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe world's first one-liner- "Stand back Eve - I don't know how big this is gonna get."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Post #521ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesA poor man may not have a butler, but he can have as many maids as he wants.
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