RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesGive a man a fish and you feed him for a day;
teach him to use the a computer and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Post #524ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe only reason your husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one !"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesHe who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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Post #526ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesSometimes we know we shouldn't and thats exactly why we do.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
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Post #528ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOnce upon a time, one day long,
long ago, there lived a woman who
did not whine, nag or complain...
But this was a long time ago...
and it was just one day.
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Post #530ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesFive out of four people have problems with fractions.
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