RE: Random thoughts and jokesOnce upon a time I got down on one knee to propose, she said, "Shhh!... talk to me during the commercial."
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Post #543ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife said she wanted more freedom. I fitted a longer leash on her.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those that got there first.
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Post #545ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf it cannot be said with one line, the idea is too complex for my poor brain.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI keep adjusting the brightness control on my TV, but it's still as stupid as ever.
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Post #548ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
A: Grey Hair
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe sure way to be cheated is to think ones self more cunning than others.
~ Franois de la Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)
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Post #550ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy a Ponzi Scheme works. "If pigeons are getting fed, they aren't picky about who's feeding them."
~ Tom Hale Cat Sitter Among The Pigeons By Blaize Clement
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