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Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason now I have a reason.

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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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Intelligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but we shouldn't show it off.

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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

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My reality check bounced.

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

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Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

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If you father is a poor man, it's your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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