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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.

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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoyme.

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Become an amateur gynecologist. Look up a friendtoday.

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Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day.

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Theres 10 times more fishing licenses sold than marriage licenses each year which proves fishing is 10 times more popular than marriage.

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I told my ex that she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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Why do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?

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