Post #562ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThere are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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Post #564ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoyme.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesBecome an amateur gynecologist. Look up a friendtoday.
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Post #566ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three times a day.
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Post #568ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesTheres 10 times more fishing licenses sold than marriage licenses each year which proves fishing is 10 times more popular than marriage.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI told my ex that she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Post #571ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy do they leave out the letter b on "Garage Sale" signs?
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