Post #592ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy isn't there a middle finger emoticon? I swear I would use it 99% of the time.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI really hate that rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry.
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Post #594ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesNo husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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Post #596ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesSome mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
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Post #598ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe only reason I take my wife anywhere is so I don't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Post #600ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf you want to read about love and marriage, youve got to buy two separate books.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: What do you call a Florida gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives' tails.
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