Post #602ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhy do women close their eyes during sex?
They cant stand seeing a man have a good time.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesPalindromes date all the way back to Eve.
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Post #604ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI was such an ugly kid when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesLadies, if a man says he will fix something, he'll fix it. There's no need to remind him every six months.
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Post #606ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesLaugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe best thing about the good old days is I wasn't good and I wasn't old.
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Post #608ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my penis.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods overseas.
I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.
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Post #610ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they dont listen, they dont come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when theyre home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhenever I see Kaley Cuoco on commercials I like to pretend Penny got her big break.
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