A newcomer to London arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and it's raining.
It also rains the day after that, and the day after that.
She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and, out of despair, asks,
"Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"
The kid says, "How should I know? I'm only 6."
When my five-year-old twins opened their birthday gifts from their grandmother, they each found one of those tricked-out water blasters.
The boys squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink to fill it up.
Thinking about the mess that was sure to follow, I turned to my mother and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
A smile spread across my mother's face and she replied. "Oh, I remember."
A little girl was sitting on her grandmothers lap as she read her a book. She repeatedly touched her grandmothers cheek and then her own fascinated by the difference.
Grandma she asked, Did God make you?
Yes dear, Grandma replied, God made me a long time ago.
Did God make me? she asked.
Yes, God made you too. Answered Grandma.
Well he sure has gotten better over the years, hasnt he?
It was a bitterly cold day on the Carnoustie golf course and Jimmy the caddy was expecting a large tip
from his rich Scottish client. As they approached the clubhouse, Jimmy heard the words he was longing to hear,
'This is for a hot glass of whiskey.' So the caddy held out his hand and the Scottish client put a sugar cube in his palm.
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