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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

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Don't you hate when someone new moves into the neighborhood and starts bitching about everything he sees?

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Don't you hate when someone new moves into the neighborhood and starts bitching about everything he sees.Hate it when immigrants come into the Country and then start bitching about things. No one is forcing them to stay. If I go into a bar and don't like the beer they're serving, then I leave and find one that I do like.

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Don't you hate it when someone signs onto TrueNudists and starts bitching about everything?

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Does starting every morning with a shot of jack daniels make the day(s) end quicker?? I'll let you know when I remember what day it is.

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You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of Most Admired People.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever used s toilet seatas a picture frame.

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You might be a redneck if you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

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You might be a redneck if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

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