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You might be a redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.

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You might be a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it.

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I wonder who invented hugs.
The first hug must have been soo awkward.
"Whoa, what are you doin, youre holding me?"
"Shhh just trust me."

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I would think cannibals were the first people to use hugs. They like to have a good feel of their ready made meal.

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I'm going on a diet and stick to it.. I'm going to lose weight. I'm going to exercise every day. Oh, look cake.

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You can lose weight and it will come back without you looking for it, but try doing that with money !

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I keep losing everything except weight.

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I don't believe for a second weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that's indecision.

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I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation.

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Observation shows that lack of preservation for motivation can cause aggravation.

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