RE: Random thoughts and jokesA math professor was administering the final exam to his students.
He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class period, the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $62 change.
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Post #653ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesOMG - Someone is gonna have Snooki as their mom
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesRelationships are a lot like algebra... Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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Post #656ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesRelationships are a lot like algebra... Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Yes, I C what U mean.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe word is before - B-E-F-O-R-E - not b4. We speak English not bingo.
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Post #658ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat's the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine?
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf I were a superhero, I would be called "Apathy Man." I'd have all the powers of Superman, but I just wouldn't care.
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Post #660ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesRatman found Gnatgirl Bobbin alongwith theChoker.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA guy was on trial for murder, facing the the electric chair. His brother found out that there was a very poor redneck on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's home, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter...they all had wanted to let him go.
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