Don't drink and drive,Just smoke and fly.

• 12 years ago

Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.

• 12 years ago

Q: What do you get when you line up 12 guys from England?
A: A full set of teeth.

• 12 years ago

Q: How can you tell if someone in Kentucky is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.

• 12 years ago

Ed: Do you lust after women?
Ted: No, only before.

• 12 years ago

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice ?

• 12 years ago

I told my doctor I had fluid on my knee. He said, "You're not aiming straight

• 12 years ago

I told my doctor I had pains in diferent places. He said "stop going to those places"

• 12 years ago

Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.

• 12 years ago

It's very annoying when parking and you get hit by a stationary vehicle.

• 12 years ago