Post #662ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesDon't drink and drive,Just smoke and fly.
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Post #663ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?
A: A full set of teeth.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: What do you get when you line up 12 guys from England?
A: A full set of teeth.
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Post #665ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: How can you tell if someone in Kentucky is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesEd: Do you lust after women?
Ted: No, only before.
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Post #667ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice ?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI told my doctor I had fluid on my knee. He said, "You're not aiming straight
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Post #669ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI told my doctor I had pains in diferent places. He said "stop going to those places"
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesSomeday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car.
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Post #671ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt's very annoying when parking and you get hit by a stationary vehicle.
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