RE: Random thoughts and jokesI just wish more of my handcuff experiences involved sex...and not cops.
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Post #683ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesAn alcoholic is a person who drinks more than his own physician.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesConfucius Says: Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Post #685ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesConfucius say getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesThere are two kinds of people who never amount to much:
those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.
~ Cyrus Curtis, 1850 - 1933
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Post #687ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesConfucius say man who drive like hell bound to get there.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesHe who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
~ Epictetus
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Post #689ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesHe who laughs last thinks slowest.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesHow to start the day and feel really good:
* Open a new file on your computer.
* Entitle it "Housework."
* Place it in the Recycle Bin.
* Empty the Recycle Bin.
* Your computer will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
Answer "Yes" and click the left mouse button firmly.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.~ Emily Lotney
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