Post #692ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesBeware of the converted vegetarian cannibal who likes nuts.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesA three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Post #694ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMichael Douglas sparked a firestorm recently claiming that he caught throat cancer by giving oral sex to his wife.
It begs two obvious questions.
Is this a sound medical diagnosis
or is Michael Douglas just the latest Democrat to blame everything on Bush?
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Post #697ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesSam: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "No, of course not."
Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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Post #699ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesThe teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"
Flora blushes and says, "Thats disgusting, I wont even answer that question."
The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"
"Thats easy," says Johnny. "Its the pupil of the eye."
"Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "Thats correct."
She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didnt do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, youre in for a BIG disappointment."
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
~ Marilyn Monroe
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Post #701ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesMost of my random thoughts are jokes.
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