RE: Random thoughts and jokesLove is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat's past is prologue, and the world awaits.
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Post #704ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI sometimes watch birds and wonder 'If I could fly who would I shit on?'
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex was an excellent housekeeper. Every timeshe gotdivorced,she kept the house.
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Post #706ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIt's been a rough day. I got up this morning, put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesTwitter was definitely invented by a man, because a woman would have chosen a way higher character limit..
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex insisted on hiring my new secretary for me.
I told her my first choice would be a blonde but; its ok if shes a brunette.
She said, He's bald."
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Post #709ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesIf marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhat is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
If you kill an outlaw, it's homicide and if you kill your in-laws its called pesticide.
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Post #711ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesI bought mymother-in-law a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.
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