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Hummingbirds are protected in all 49 states (not including Hawaii) under most federal bird laws it is illegal to Posess ,Harass,Wound or Kill any hummingbirds. destroying any hummingbird nests or eggs would most likely result in a hefty fine and possibly years in jail. if you discover any nests injured/baby hummingbird or any bird please do not try to help it leave it alone do not risk any infection or fine/jail time.
You could be fined $15,000.00 to $200,000.00

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Why do people in Horror Movies yell out Hello? as if the killer is gonna say yeah, Im in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"

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Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. Place to hang their air freshener
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Dont you hate it when cupid doesnt hit both of you at the same time?

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Dont you hate it when cupid doesnt hit both of you at the same time?.I don't know about cupid,but a lot of people on here are hit with stupid.

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When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This is not what I expected

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When I was a kid I couldn't wait to be a grown up: I'm still waiting.

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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
~Bertrand Russell

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A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes. No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place. "Yes?" "Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?" The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15". The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger. "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?" "8:25!" The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him. To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!" Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window. "Sir, sir? It's 8:45!."

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Dear shooting stars, turkey wish bones, and birthday candles,... what happened to all my wishes?

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