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I'll drink to that.

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I'll drink to anything.

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Snuggli

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My wife said she wanted togo somewhere she'd never been before. I said "Try the kitchen"

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ouch!

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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I have sexdaily...I mean dyslexia!

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My wife said she needed more exercise: Iput a treadmill next to the kitchen sink.

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My wife said she needed a wrist watch, I told her she didn't need one because there was one on the microwave.

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