I will be out of commission for a while. Today I was beaten up by
a woman. I was in the elevator when this buxom lady got in. I was
staring at her boobs, when she said, "would you please press 1."So
I did. I don't remember much afterwards. The doctor estimates I'll
recover in a few weeks.
The farmer stood in his chicken yard watching hundreds of baby chicks running here and there.
He kept pointing to them and trying to count them.
"One, two, three, four, five, six,... oh, no..." then he would start over, "one, two, three, four, and,... oh, no."
Then he'd start over again.
Finally he said, "I give up. They say don't count your chickens before they hatch but it sure is easier to do
that than it is to count them after they hatch."
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