RE: Random thoughts and jokesI think I pushed two buttons.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesDo you ever get in the mood where you really need to listen to loud music?
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI don't care what anyone says, weightlifting is not a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that's indecision.
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RE: Random thoughts and jokeswhy is it called "happy hour"? I wanna be happy for more than just an hour!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesWhen life hands you lemons, grab some salt and tequila and get loaded!
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesMy ex had been missing a week. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
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Post #939ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesWife: How many women have you slept with?
Husband: Only you, Darling... with all the others I was awake....
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RE: Random thoughts and jokesI farted on an elevator today, which was wrong on so many levels.
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Post #941ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Random thoughts and jokesQ: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
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