RE: Really Silly JokesDid you hear the one about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
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Post #3ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Really Silly JokesShould all married couples be frank and earnest, or should one of them be a woman.
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Post #4ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Really Silly JokesIf a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you a call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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Post #5ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Really Silly JokesA man with a huge grin approaches a priest.
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, he says. "Ive spent the week with seven beautiful women.
"Do not fret, my son, says the priest. "All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink the juice.
"Will that cleanse my sin from me?
"No, but itll wipe that stupid smile off your face.
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Post #6ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Really Silly JokesI was going to make a joke about males in Queensland, but some menmay take it the wrong way.
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Post #7ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Really Silly JokesYou know you're still in good shape if you can touch your toes. Using your boobs doesn't count.
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Post #8ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Really Silly JokesAs she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, Relax you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, but another kept reminding me, Howard, you are a vet.
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Post #9ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Really Silly JokesQ:Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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