Washington Statelast year passed two laws: legalizing both gay marriage and marijuana.
The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same daymakes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.
Washington Statelast year passed two laws: legalizing both gay marriage and marijuana.The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same daymakes perfect biblical sense, because Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before.
Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest.He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house.""Well," she replies, "I don't know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air.""Yes," says the priest, "your legs."
Irish hater?
Three nuns are talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nun asks. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasp the other nuns. "What did you do?" they ask. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replies. The third nun faints.
Three wise men are following a star through the desert.
The star stops over a little village and begins to shine
brightly on a barn behind a small inn.
They walk into the barn and find a little baby lying in a manger.
As they approached the manger, one of the wise men walks
into a plough and smashes his knee on the handle and in
agony yells out "JESUS CHRIST!"
A voice came down from above and said "That's a good name,
I was going to call him Irving."
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