RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.

Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.

Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?

This post was edited
RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.

I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.

I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.

A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.

Huh !!! She is not going to fall for that one, AGAIN.

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RE: Witty Driving Conversation.

A 95 year old guy was driving behind me on rollerblades, at 80 mph on the freeway.
I realized the tip of his tie was stuck under my trunk lid.
I slowed down quickly and a blonde in a threewheeler ran straight into the back of him.
Luckily I slowed down, it seems like we are headed for a dead end down the road.
If it's a dead end we could set up a stall selling viagra, that would drive some life into it.
It sounds like we are headed for Intercourse, Pennslynania.
They don't like fast cars there, it's all pony and traps in Leacock.
It seems I have driven into a town where they speak a dialect I do not quite understand.
I met two brothers called Jacob and Isaac, (not very friendly) they told me to keep driving.
I am going to park right here until I figure out what the hell you are talking about.
Why do you have a policeman's hat stuck on your fender ?
Are you banned from driving, or have you just given up on it ?
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,I took the one less traveled, but now I am on the right path.
I hope the road leads to a nudist resort.
Not exactly, but they will all be naked. This road leads to the zoo.
I'm sorry. I think I've reached a dead end.
A dead end will not be of any use to that young lady in the back of your car.
Well, I hope she understands. I've run out of gas.
Huh !!! She is not going to fall for that one, AGAIN.
I told the man at the dead end that I ran out of gas, but he kept on beating a dead horse.

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