Doctor to patient "I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol."
Patient replies"That's OK. I will come back when you are sober."

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Brian, one of the worlds greatest hypochondriacs, bumped into
his Dr. one day at the supermarket.
"Doc!" Brian exclaimed, "I've been meaning to tell you, remember
those voices I kept on hearing in my head?"
"I
haven't heard them in over a week!"
"Wow! What
wonderful news Brian!" "I'm so happy for you!" his Dr. exclaimed.

"Wonderful?" asked a dismal looking Brian. "There's
nothing wonderful about it. I'm afraid my hearing is starting to go
now!"

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A: I went for my regular checkup today. Everything was normal until he stuck his index finger up my ass.
B: Well, that's a perfectly normal procedure.
A: So you don't think I should change dentists?

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