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A 90-year old man said to his doctor, Ive never felt better
I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?
The doctor replied, I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season.
One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.
He raised his umbrella and went bang, bang, bang, and the beaver fell dead.
What do you think of that?
The 90-year old said, I'd say somebody else shot the beaver.
The doctor said, My point exactly.
# 14
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique
recommended in all the latest psychological texts.
The funny thing is that it works.
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
8. See. You're smiling already.
The water is crystal clear.7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.8. See. You're smiling already.
Huh ; It's going to take more than that to raise a smile on my face tonight.
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Squeeze harder
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