Travelling Tramps,,,,,,,,

If you keep a lookout for the farmer, I'll run and grab one of those roosters for supper.

• 12 years ago

Instead, lets ask the farmer's wife if there areany chores we can do to earn our supper, and maybe a place to sleep tonight.

• 12 years ago

I told a guy, "I'm homeless and so poor I have to eat grass."
He said, "I'll take you home and feed you, my grass hasn't been cut for months."

• 12 years ago

We need to be on the next freight train, becauseif we miss it, there won't be another for three days.

• 12 years ago

Three days??? That can't be right!

• 12 years ago

Yeah, three days before the next train, well what do you expect, it is redneck country.

• 12 years ago

OK. If you say so. What do you suggest we do about food and shelter for the next three days?

• 12 years ago

We would not be stuck in this place waiting three days for another freight train, if you had not been messing about with the farmer's wife.

• 12 years ago

We'll end up with an ass full of buckshot if that redneck farmer catches you, so let's get outa here before it's too late.

• 12 years ago

We have two choices, hitch a ride or find money for a bus.

• 12 years ago