Travelling Tramps,,,,,,,,

Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

by ManOfWicklow Textile

You and I are Bumming across America, without a dime between us. All we have to survive on is our wit, but we are determined to reach our destination.
Continue the story using a witty one sentence line.

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Post #2 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

If you keep a lookout for the farmer, I'll run and grab one of those roosters for supper.

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Post #3 DesertRatUltra Nudist

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by DesertRatTextile

Instead, lets ask the farmer's wife if there areany chores we can do to earn our supper, and maybe a place to sleep tonight.

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Post #4 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

I told a guy, "I'm homeless and so poor I have to eat grass."
He said, "I'll take you home and feed you, my grass hasn't been cut for months."

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Post #5 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

We need to be on the next freight train, becauseif we miss it, there won't be another for three days.

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Post #6 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

Three days??? That can't be right!

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Post #7 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Yeah, three days before the next train, well what do you expect, it is redneck country.

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Post #8 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

OK. If you say so. What do you suggest we do about food and shelter for the next three days?

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Post #9 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

We would not be stuck in this place waiting three days for another freight train, if you had not been messing about with the farmer's wife.

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Post #10 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

We'll end up with an ass full of buckshot if that redneck farmer catches you, so let's get outa here before it's too late.

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Post #11 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

We have two choices, hitch a ride or find money for a bus.

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