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RE: What's on your mind?

And then theres that awkward moment when you're telling the truth, but you're laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.

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Why do we laugh when people fall over ?

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I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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One of benefits of being over Sixty:
No one expects you to run into a burning building.

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One of the good things about the government shut down, pet bulls are not attacking anyone.
Pet Bulls only attack people on slow news days.

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is not a word used very often.

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Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus is a word that is used even less thanSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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I always liked dating big women, they always had snacks in the bed stand.

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I am the only snack a woman needs in bed.

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The snacks gave me energy for the next round

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