Many people will say they don't eat junk food. Those people are called liars. I love junk food. I am going to get some chips right now.

• 11 years ago

Most junk food is ok andonly becomes a problem with overindulgence.

• 11 years ago

My ex actually asked if we could still be friends after breaking up. Thats like... Kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.

• 11 years ago

My life was great until arithmetic ruined it. My ex put two and two together.

• 11 years ago

With such excellent arithmetic skills, you ex could not have been a blonde.

• 11 years ago

THAT one wasn't.

• 11 years ago

Rainy Day Reminiscing.
Drinking black coffee, missing the one that slipped away.
Maybe if I had been drinking black coffee back then,
she'd be drinking black coffee with me today.

• 11 years ago

What might have been, or what could be,
Memories bring sadness now to me.

• 11 years ago

Most of memories are happy ones. Only ONE got away before I was finished with her. She was a good one.

• 11 years ago

the sky is blue, cows moo.ice is cold, cheese can have mold.death is final, what's denial?

• 11 years ago