De nile is de river that runs from deMediterranean Sea to Lake Victoria

• 12 years ago

De nile is de dirty river.

• 12 years ago

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunchwith their ex first.

• 12 years ago

If you want to know what your future wife will be like: Live with her mother fora month.

• 12 years ago

A recent study found that you're much more likely to get shot by an out of shape cop if you run.

• 12 years ago

Excususe me sir, but it is my duty to warn you that if you attempt to run away from me before I have time to arrest you, I may have to shoot you because I am in no condition to chase after you. ("Now where did I put my long range rifle")

• 12 years ago

I think someone said that to me one night.

• 12 years ago

IS tired of all the blank profiles. A suggestion to remedy that is....... to have access to most of the site and especially the chat you MUST have a completed full profile.

• 12 years ago

The Forum isbecoming cluttered with clowns. Where the hell do they keep coming from ?

• 12 years ago

If it is on someones mind this is the place to express it.

• 12 years ago