Everything back to normal time. I was getting confused with only the seven hours difference instead of eight.

• 11 years ago

What should we do with all the daylight we saved?

• 11 years ago

Do you think we could sell it to the Government ? They haven't seen the light for years.

• 11 years ago

On our first date it was a little awkward until she started talking then it was like
"Holy Shit where have you been all my life."
Then I realized for the first half she wasn't even born yet.

• 11 years ago

I'm training the seagulls not to crap on my garden. So far I've shot 27 this morning.

• 11 years ago

Seagull crap is good fertilizer

• 11 years ago

My patio furniture does not require fertilizer.

• 11 years ago

You complained only of your garden.

• 11 years ago

What you call the back yard, we call a garden.

• 11 years ago

What do you call it if you plant carrots and/or zucchini?

• 11 years ago