I stopped taking tranquilizers. I was starting to be nice to people I didn't even want to talk to.

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• 12 years ago

"The NFL is about to get its first full-time female referee.Good for them. It will be a little different though. When a playerasks her what he did wrong, she'll say 'Oh, you know what youdid.'" -Jimmy Fallon

• 12 years ago

I never try to get revenge. Im too lazy. I just sit here and let karma handle it.

• 12 years ago

• 12 years ago

110 in the sun. i'msittinthe shade.

• 12 years ago

This sentence contains exactly threee erors.

• 12 years ago

It will soon be midnight and I'm feeling hungry, I have not eaten since 5pm.

• 12 years ago

Food! Haven't really eaten anything it's now 2:54 pmThanks for reminding me.

• 12 years ago

I am going back to bed.

• 12 years ago