Ladies should not wear miniskirts and support hose.

• 12 years ago

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.

• 12 years ago

Isn't it a great feeling when you meet someone who doesn't care about your past, because they want to be your future?

• 12 years ago

Too much.

• 12 years ago

Sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger.

• 12 years ago

When a lion takes down an antelope, there are no hippy lions whining about it.

• 12 years ago

For those who think celebrities are unapproachable, I just want to say Terry Hatcher was VERY friendly when I bumped into her in a dream last night!

• 12 years ago

Pit bulls have stopped attacking pets and people. YAY! Oh wait, they only attack on slow news days.

• 12 years ago

For those who think celebrities are unapproachable, I just want to say Terry Hatcher was VERY friendly when I bumped into her in a dream last night!
that explains why she was in and out of my dreams, so fast.

• 12 years ago

I'm deleteing the word common sense out of the dictionary because it doesn't exist.

• 12 years ago