3 Ladies in a Sauna

Three Ladies in a SaunaTHREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARMAND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDERTHE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.THE SECOND YOUNG WOMANLIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED,'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE.I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH.NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDEDSHE HAD TO DO SOMETHINGJUST AS IMPRESSIVE.SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNAAND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWSAND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID .....WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT .....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it.Got to love the old gals !!!!

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