Something Lacking

Just saw some responses to the Topic "Approach" and it occured that we might have some fun coming up with ways to say someone is lacking in somthing.
An example would be, " He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
You're turn.

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For bowlers...he's a few pins short of a strike.

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A sandwich short of a picnic

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He's onetaco short of a combination plate.

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He's a few hairs short of a toupee.

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Beeeeeerrrr!One short of the six pack.

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His elevator is stuck in the parking garage.......

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The light's on, but no one's in.

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Thewheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer .

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For all the Carpenters / Builders... Justa bubble off plumb.

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