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He's a one shoe away from a pair.

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As good as a solar powered flashlight in a cave

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Hemissed his junior high school graduation because he was on jury duty.

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He's as useful as a condom to a nun.

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As useless as tits on a nun.

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He's asuseful as a three legged racehorse.

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Hes not the brightest bulb on the tree.

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He's not the hottest ember on the BBQ.

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Hedoesn't have both oars in the water.

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He's a few potatoes short of a sack.

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