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He's as useful as a hole in a tennis racket.

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As good as an air mattress with a hole in it.

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As worthless as logic in congress.

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About as useful as a chocolate fireguard.

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As useful as a whistle to a deaf dog.

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As useful as a cat on a hot tin roof.

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As useful a a fox in a chicken coop.

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Phony as a three dollar bill.

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one penny short of a dollar.... but for some this is normal
two bare feet in need of footwear

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He's not the sharpest pencil in the box.

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