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She called me to get my phone number

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Not the brightest candle in the church.

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as useful as the "runs" in a space suit out on a space walk

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as sharp as box of balls

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She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

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As useful as a quart of milk at a Lactose Intolerance Conference.

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The Government sent a letter to my home address asking me to verify my address.

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She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

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who wants a watch tattoo, so they can tell time??

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Tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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