Mother-In-Law Jokes

Post #1 ManOfWicklowTextileA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

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Post #2 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Mother-In-Law Jokes

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'

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Post #3 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Mother-In-Law Jokes

by ManOfWicklowTextile

So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride. Ma, he said to his Mother, Im going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance. Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him. Its that one, said his mother, without blinking an eye. Holy cow, exclaimed David, how in the world did you know it was her? I just dont like her, she replied.

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Post #4 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Mother-In-Law Jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said, 'Can I stay here for a few days?' I said, 'Sure you can.' And shut the door in her face.

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