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Hey Linda,
I guess I didnt make it Blonde Clear. So for all past, present and future posts:
Club : shall be defined as an actual piece of dirt, landscaped or not. Usually contains a large wet spot, pool, pond or lake suitable for skinny dipping. View with extreme suspicion any area which matches this discription but does not contain a volley ball court. You may have inadvertantly stumbled into a textile facility (ugh).
I hope this clears things up for you.
11.Is joining a nudist club similar to a visit to the doctor since both charge you to take your clothes off?
Thank you, Art! Now for the answer to number 11...no...they are not similar. At the doctor's office they make you take your clothes off but then they ask you to put on their gown and cover up. That's kind of silly, isn't it?
Typically one of the nurses or nurse's aides will bring you in, do the vitals, and tell you to disrobe and don the johnny. Thusfar I've not had the nerve to say, "Thanks, but I'm a nudist. I don't need that." One of these days...
Careful. Its a little known fact that nurses keep a supply of sterile but very dull needles on hand for special patients. So if you hear, Bend over.................
Next, very serious topic which should be discussed.
12. Are they erecting a new building , here at the club? Seems like, the subject of erection keeps popping up.
I have done that a number of times and often was able to go without the johnny. Other times the nurse insisted I put it on. One time while I was being examined by a Doctor I had a paper robe on. One of the shoulder straps tore restating in part of my bare chest being exposed. The Doctor stopped the examination to scotch tape the robe back together.
Female Doctor: ........ I'm very sorry Mr Jones, but I am afraid that I am going to
have to ask you to refrain from pleasuring your self.
Patent: .................... Oh! ..... Why Doctor?
Female Doctor: ........ Because I need to examine you now!
Ooops! ... sorry! ... but you just reminded me of it.
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