RE:Sleeping in the nude -- and woke up with a morning wood
I often wake up with morning wood, but the hardest possible? Nah. I can get way harder than my morning wood.
Though one time, I was just home after surgery and did wake up with a full erection. It might have been throbbing, but I was completely numb from the painkillers (it would be a couple days before I was healed enough to feel anything). Rock hard, numb as a stick, and the only thing I could tell was that my bladder was full to bursting. And there was no way that I was pointing that thing near the toilet. I might have managed to spray the tank, but no better.
It's the only time I've peed in the shower without actually showering or even getting into the tub.
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