Special hotel for ladys only!
3 young women gets to a Special ladys only hotel in Las Vegas
In the reception the guy tells them choose whatever room you like
Whatever room they ask?
Yes, we have a 4 floors, each has a spatial accommodation, feel free to choose.
ok they said and went browsing.
They got to the first floor where there was a sign:
in this floor we receive our ladys guest with a young 24 years old men he comes as he goes, no cuddling , free of charge.
Hmm they say and decide to go to the second floor.
The sign says: here we receive our guests with a nice 26 years old companion , well build with cuddling
They decide to go to the third floor.
here we receive with a handsome 1.8 meters blond , blue eyes , athletic 28 years old men who likes to dance , cuddle and chat all night after sex, he also serves breakfast at bed
Hmmm. After a few second the decide not to enter and go the the 4th floor.
They go up and find a sign on a close door:
this floor was build just to make a point: women are never satisfied!
3 young women gets to a Special ladys only hotel in Las Vegas In the reception the guy tells them choose whatever room you like Whatever room they ask? Yes, we have a 4 floors, each has a spatial accommodation, feel free to choose. ok they said and went browsing. They got to the first floor where there was a sign: in this floor we receive our ladys guest with a young 24 years old men he comes as he goes, no cuddling , free of charge. Hmm they say and decide to go to the second floor. The sign says: here we receive our guests with a nice 26 years old companion , well build with cuddling They decide to go to the third floor. here we receive with a handsome 1.8 meters blond , blue eyes , athletic 28 years old men who likes to dance , cuddle and chat all night after sex, he also serves breakfast at bed Hmmm. After a few second the decide not to enter and go the the 4th floor. They go up and find a sign on a close door: this floor was build just to make a point: women are never satisfied!
LOL, so true
That joke was really funny when I heard it the first time....I'm not saying how many years ago.
Heard it to about 10 years ago.
Though nor women or men has changed much since then so still valid.
Actually probably was exactly what Adam was thinking the first time he brought Eve a garden flower and she said : why that onewhy not the other
That joke was really funny when I heard it the first time....I'm not saying how many years ago.
It is not a woman's fault if a man has no good taste.
Heard it to about 10 years ago.
Though nor women or men has changed much since then so still valid.
Actually probably was exactly what Adam was thinking the first time he brought Eve a garden flower and she said : why that onewhy not the other
Hmmmm
Well Linda ,while I do have the urge, somehow I have got the feeling that if I dare a comeback, we will get into the oldest discussion in the world.
I have red some of your posts when you decide to get your shiny sword out..
not going to go there want to maintain my virtual dignity
I give you won
I think I am going to hide now. Probably in some textile site where you cant find me
Naaaaah.
I cant!
Even if it will cost me my dignity, dont care! I have already checked it out the door the day I said I do
First of all: you women bare the blame for us having to wear clothing, its a shame and a burden you will have to carry all your life and pass it on to generations to come.
We forgave you for that and even one of us (Jesus) paid the ultimate price for that so you have to forgive us for anything we do. EVER!
Second: The following is a virtual pick a fight , just for fun , let it be clear : I love womens.! ( not that way! , well yes that way but only my wife, the rest of you I love as a human being).
Most of you I see as angels (but then again, daemons are angels gone bad no? lol )
Now, lets get to business:
you WOMENS even god got it wrong with you at the first time! ( Lilith )
The next episode took place about 4 years ago when we just moved to venezuela:
( in her defense , it was that time of the month so rationality goes out the door for 7 days.. we know)
my wife comes to me at 08:00 pm ( !!!!!) oh my god , I forgot to buy always
could you be nice and go get me some
Me: ok , give me the name and model
She: no model , the ones I always use: always
Me: I dont know them.
She: you see, you never pay attention to me.
Me: its 08:00 pm. Store closes at 09:00. You really want to get into that now???
She: no , ok , go , call me when you get there.
08:15. I am at the store, calling her.
Me: I am here.
She: good , did you get it?
Me: nop. There are 60 kinds.
She: no , the green ones.
Me: yes , ok , better now, only 20.
She: what do you mean 20 , cant you see the difrence? I have been using them for the last year! Cant you remember?
Me: nop. But I see where this is going. So you say , green always right?
She: yes.
Me: ok , let me check and see.
Hanging up.
I stand there for about 5 minutes staring at the shelf till the lady who promotes lipstick ( also , about 60 types) feels sorry for me and comes and say: do you need help?
Me: yesssssss please!
Well. Ok.
At 09:00 pm got home
Giving her the bag.
She: no! you cant do anything right! These are for daily use! I told you bandages.
Me: nop. You said always thats always and its green.
She: yes but if I remember it at 08:00 pm and its so urgent you should know!, how cant you know???
Me: cause I dont use them. Hence I DONT KNOW , I even actually dont want to know!
She: you dont want to know????????????
Me: sorry. Yes I do.
She: and this has no wings!
Me: I agree , you said green!
She: yes but the green with wings!
Me: ah. I see.
She: I cant ask you for nothing. You dont care about me anymore.
She ( yet): whats so hard about buying always
Me ( stupid): I bought always
She (angry): so why didnt you buy the other kind.
Me ( more stupid ): cause you said always and then you said green. These are green always!
She: thats exactly like with the pickles.
Me: pickles? You didnt ask for pickles.
She: see? Thats exactly what I am talking about , you dont pay attention!
Me: what?????
She: thats exactly like when I sent you to by pickles when my mom came to dinner.
me: your mom? We are in Venezuela , she is in Israel!
She: yes! Remember? 10 years ago , when we just moved in together!
I rest my case!
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