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The WORLDS shortest joke..... "2 women were sitting together quietly...."
Did they have their mouths taped up, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.
HMMmmmm! That is something to think about!

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As Adam and Eve were about to leave the Garden of Eden for the last time, God stepped back and admired his work:
"Adam you have a perfect physique, the strong but yet handsome features, the well balanced proportions,
I have to say, I am in awe with myself." Then he turned and looked at Eve.
After he had been studying her for a while he said: "Well, I guess you will have to wear make-up."

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# 26
My wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I found a new place to live the next day.

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#27
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her.

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# 28
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

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# 28Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Yes, but you can always get the hay back.
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