RE: picking on women.
As Adam and Eve were about to leave the Garden of Eden for the last time, God stepped back and admired his work:
"Adam you have a perfect physique, the strong but yet handsome features, the well balanced proportions,
I have to say, I am in awe with myself." Then he turned and looked at Eve.
After he had been studying her for a while he said: "Well, I guess you will have to wear make-up."
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