RE: Superfluous Information Generator (Joseph Edgerton story)

I am opposed to that response generator. I want to believe that all responses are the thoughts of the submitter and not some software.

hickup

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator (Joseph Edgerton story)

I am opposed to that response generator. I want to believe that all responses are the thoughts of the submitter and not some software.

ignore the blue: cant get rid of it: ( hense the last hickup)
come on catbird...
"humor and fun"....
we sure need that after todays harmfull events!

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator (Joseph Edgerton story)

Please take note of the following requests:
1.Integration of a seek and hide button which its function is to seek annoying posts and hide them from the user!
2.In addition to the already solicitated auto flag option , integrate an ignore or troll option as suggested by one of our clients Mr. NudinMA
3.We see feet to add a search and destroy option to auto search of fake profiles.
4.Recent studies have shown that an option to seek male imposters who passes as a women that will immediately resolve their IP to an actual address and will send it to the famous Lorena Bobbitt ,( lets give them what they want!!!)
5.Tickle button to obligate to laugh anyone in humor and fun that didnt get the joke .
6.We are still studieng the interest of the potential buyer for a special smack it button to be used to smack down any snakes that appear too happy on chat room cams.
Regards.
John the Ripper ,
Head of marketing and customer satisfaction division.

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator

Superfluous Information Generator A Beta version will soon be available for testing. This software will be helpful to those who feel the need to quickly build post count and move from Textile to Butt Naked and beyond. After installation of this software, your computer will respond to all posts automatically with no effort on your part. This software is still in the developmental stage. The most serious bug detected, to date, is the placement of information in the proper thread or Forum category. Patent Pending

Will the generator hold forth with abstract responses or will it keep up the level of utter lunacy that we are accustomed to reading on this forum?

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator (Joseph Edgerton story)

Please take note of the following requests:1.Integration of a seek and hide button which its function is to seek annoying posts and hide them from the user!2.In addition to the already solicitated auto flag option , integrate an ignore or troll option as suggested by one of our clients Mr. NudinMA3.We see feet to add a search and destroy option to auto search of fake profiles.4.Recent studies have shown that an option to seek male imposters who passes as a women that will immediately resolve their IP to an actual address and will send it to the famous Lorena Bobbitt ,( lets give them what they want!!!)5.Tickle button to obligate to laugh anyone in humor and fun that didnt get the joke .6.We are still studieng the interest of the potential buyer for a special smack it button to be used to smack down any snakes that appear too happy on chat room cams.Regards.John the Ripper ,Head of marketing and customer satisfaction division.
Note to:
John the Ripper ,
Head of marketing and customer satisfaction division.
Confidential
The suggested changes have been duly noted and have been sent to Development. They are now working double shifts, while eating at their keyboards, readying version 1.1 for market.
Since version 1.1 will totally obsolete the basic version, we will, of course, not bring it out until we have exhausted the market for basic. Sales of 1.1 are expected to exceed basic by a wide margin.
Investor queries have been pouring in. Will give you warning before we announce the IPO. This, so you may improve your, already, substantial position in the company in a timely manner. Wink, Wink

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator

Will the generator also fix broken threads??????

Lol, Jen

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator

Will the generator also fix broken threads??????Lol, Jen

Sadly, many of the threads are often broken beyond software or manual repair.

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator

May I check also thet the software complies with all current legislation regardig accessability? After all, we can't risk being sued over such an issue.

Good point! A suit could delay or derail the IPO.

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator (Joseph Edgerton story)


Merely an attempt to fix the thread.
That didn't work. Ah well....
It appears only the breakER and not the breakEE can fix it.
Bman ??

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RE: Superfluous Information Generator

Will the generator also fix broken threads?????? A better suggestion would be for it to break threads at random, splitting both posts and replies around groups without any reason - maybe even splitting up individual posts so thata certain number of lines appear in one threadand the remainder somewhere else entirely?[/quote
The responders do this quite often, already, therefore, we feel no need to incorporate this feature into the new software.

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