The POOP chronicles.

The amount of spammers and pervs this morning made me think of only one thing
This one is disgusting, borrowed from a men magazine and will probably make you laugh only if you are childish as I am but
Here goes:
The POOP chronicles.
There are several kinds of poop.
1.The liar:
you sit there fighting with it , it takes hours , it feels like a big one and ends up in a small goat thingy
2.smughi . takes 3 rolls of paper to get done with it.
3.the never ending story: just when you think you are done , you clean up and one more.
4.the invisible: you know you did it yet no where to be found.
5.The politician: you have to negotiate it , it will get to the end and then repent and go back , you will actually have a discussion with it offering something if it will be willing to get out!
6.The historian: makes you remember the last 3 suppers.
7.The announcer: this one only happens in friends houses, it will come with a thunders and lightnings and when you will get out, everybody will look at you funny.
8.The racer: this one happens only when no bathroom around , it will give you 3 seconds to find a toilet. 3 , 2 , 1 , GO.
9.The one after the hot chilly : NO WORDS , my condolences.
10.The killer : you are sure its the one that will kill you , you are sitting there for 30 minutes , you yell at your wife now I know how to it feels to going thru labor , you cry , you scream ,beg for mercy, you do your last will. You even call your proctologist to ask if he has any good advice.
p.d:
PLEASE , dont erase me from your friend list

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