I
mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold
beer.
The
day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep
thinking.
My
wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said "nothing".
The
reason I said that instead of saying "just thinking" is
because she would have asked, "about what".
At
that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about
various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally
I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the nuts?"
Women
always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.
Well,
after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question.Getting
kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is
the reason for my conclusion.
A
year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might
be nice to have another child."
On
the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think It
would be nice to have another kick in the nuts."
I
rest my case. Time for another beer.
PS:
What deep thinkers we men are.
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